No-one called. We didn’t win.

The national final is afoot: November 6th in Perth at the swanky Fraser's Kings Park. Book here.

We'll be cheering, drinking toasts, dancing and taking photos on the red-carpet. And we'll share the judges' views on contesting sites.

If you're an entrant, here's what you need to know: NOBODY has whispered in ANYBODY'S ear and let them know they're a winner. The fact that you have not heard anything does not mean you didn't win. So get on a plane and get to Perth and be in the anticipation of the thing, and if you're a Perth entrant, bring as many people as you can afford to bring.

The impressive thing about these evenings is that most people don't win and have a fantastic night anyway.


If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same

If you can't make it over to the awards or arrange a stand-in, please send us a link to a (max 90 seconds) acceptance speech in a 16:9 MP4 format that we can play on the night.

Ticket price of $149 includes 3 course dinner, drinks and a dance floor. Here is the second booking link.